The transcripts. . . .
Ralphie: Don’t open the door!
Julie: There is a giant spider in here, giant!
Like the size of a hand.
Ralphie: Someone’s going to kill it, and it’s going to be me.
Julie: I think you need a broom.
Kip: You’re a brave soul Ralphie – can I have the rest of your trip money?
Ralphie (annoyed): I don’t need a broom, mom, I’ll just grab it with my bare fist and punch it.
Ralphie : We’re going to need to scare it out of the corner.
Ralphie throws shoe – lots of nervous laughter.
Julie: It’s not nice to kill it.
Ralphie:It’s bleeping BIG!
Julie: Open the door so it can go outside.
Kelly: I think it’s . . .
Kip: No, Kelly do not come in here, you will bleeping scream.
Kelly: I’m not going to, but I think it’s okay to kill it.
Julie: Okay, let’s see, hmm . . . oh just a little spider.
Kip: Mom, that is not little; that thing was born to kill.
Ralphie: Let’s spray it with poison. . . .
Ralphie: Got any poison?